Like a frat boy puking on the shoes of his ineffectual lover, Columbia MO vomits up the missing number to the world's rock and roll sudoku puzzle. Bald Eagle brews the right cup of taste and talent, writing music that sticks in your head for days. Tongue-in-cheek songs about forgotten celebrities, unpleasant situations, and drug deals gone terribly wrong are delivered with about the same enthusiasm as a 400lbs. man entering a pizza eating contest.