Before the universe was created, David Martel knew his calling was to make music. So he devised a scheme: get born, and take it from there. Those wheels were set in motion one night in the late 1900's when sperm and egg collided just south of Montreal. Immediately after bornding, he wanted to learn how to sing. Only problem was, every time he opened his mouth all that came out was a high-pitched cry, usually accompanied by a wave of snotty tears. “Infancy…" he thought.