The house lights drop and the audience, bristling with excitement, begin to raise their voices in anticipation of the next band. Suddenly, a light hearted show tune breaks over the PA as five figures can be seen lumbering on the stage. "Is that the band?" someone asks his neighbor as others wonder what is wrong with the deejay. The drummer can be seen to tap lightly on his rack toms, like a conductor calling his orchestra into attention. The show tune reaches its crescendo and as it resolves...