You remember how Arnold Schwarzenegger had that love child? Steve Leaf is that love child. Entering the world at a whopping 6'3" and 200 pounds contributed heavily to Steve's slightly awkward disposition and inability to find shoes that fit. Initially ostracized by his kindergarten peers for his gargantuan height and pterodactyl-like wingspan, he was soon favored because of his ability to reach the extra juice boxes kept in the classroom. Upon hearing the entrancing melodies from his mother's well-worn copy of the Xanadu album...