Mal Bubb has 14 Uncouth Koala concerts.

Uncouth Koala is not so much a band as way of life. Several of this country's finest young men came to this epiphany on a momentous train journey back from the holy city of Ashford. However, the meaning of this message was unclear for some considerable time, until one of the band members uncovered the true destiny of the Koala- to form a band. And not just any old band, oh no. A band to light the ages, a band to reunite the world's warring factions, a band, quite simply, that rocks.