Masters of anarchy, destruction and careful step by step adherence to the instructions during the assembly of IKEA furniture. Leaders of the new revolution taking place in sheds and offices up and down the land. Reclaimers of luminous vinyl theft, confiscators of pocket money and every teenagers worst nightmare at a party. Just because they like to wear Blue Harbour gear - and have a nice sit down after a brisk walk - doesn't mean they're not anarchists...